Halloween is a fun time of year. A time to eat candy, carve pumpkins, get spooky, and, best of all be a different person for a day. Like last year, I will be providing you with your Halloween Costume Horoscope. Please know that this is for fun; however, if you feel like I’ve hit the nail on the head, your subconscious has come to the surface and consider going to therapy.
- Barbie – You feel like every day is the same, and you want more out of life. You have many different dreams of careers you want but put a lot of stock in being perfect. In therapy, you can learn to embrace your flaws.
- Ken – You feel like you don’t really have a purpose in life. You put a lot of your self-worth into your looks and your romantic relationships. In therapy, you can unlearn the toxic masculinity traits the patriarchy has taught you and learn to love yourself. Who knows, maybe you really do love your job of Beach.
- Wednesday Adams – You are a rebel who hates bullies. You don’t feel like you have ever fit in and are not understood by your parents. In therapy, you can learn to embrace your individuality and anger management.
- Little Mermaid – You have a great imagination, you love to explore, and at times this puts you in danger. You love to help others, but you are willing to put aside big parts of yourself to help. In therapy, you can explore boundaries with your safety and well-being while still getting the adventure you love.
- Hot dog – Children love you, you thrive at parties, and your happy place is at a baseball game. You struggle with self-identity because you don’t know who you are. You tend to be a people pleaser. In therapy, you can learn that you are resilient and take time to get to know your insides.
- Queen Charlotte – You are unable to deal with your own trauma and put it on your own children. You are detached from your feelings as a way to protect yourself and often feel like an outsider. Learning to connect to your feelings and trusting others will be most helpful for you.
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